100 Proof Paula

Okay, so those of you that watch Idol, how long do you think it will be before they have an intervention for Paula or she goes into rehab? We are on week 3 (at least) of bloodshot eyes, slurred speech, and rambling comments. I call it a cry for help... or Visine.

A local reporter just described (in a teaser)a restaurant as smelling like someone had "let one loose." I wouldn't call that professional. Unless your profession is safety boy (Um girl? Person? ) at your elementary school. I'm not even getting into media bias, merely saying that credibility slips when a report contains fart jokes. Then again, I am waiting for the story to find out why the restaurant smelled like that. Never mind.