I'm Guessing...

what the "parents" who allowed their son (approx 7-years-old) to dive under the huge lumber truck in the Ely 4th of July Parade -- all for a piece of hard candy -- weren't all that fond of Junior.

Who knows? Perhaps they got him out of a huge cardboard box of kids who were "Free To a Good Home." Since they'd invested so little...

(I didn't get a picture of it because I, and everyone arround me, were too busy screaming at what we thought to be certain death.)