"The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully." — Russian Proverb.

I have a great ability to justify not doing things that don't interest me. I started going to church, but after a while started all the excuses not to go.

The number one excuse is my habit of staying up all night on the weekends. And being a bitch when I wake up. For some reason church brings out the worst in me...the people there annoy me, and I just have to think I'm not going at it with the right spirit.