I'm Back. (Did You Even Notice I Was Gone?)

I took my profile picture down last night because there was an implication -- on another board -- that it might scare small children. But hey, scaring small children sounds like great fun.

'Sides. I have it on good authority I'm cute. (Thank you, Stevie Wonder.) Plus, this person isn't passing out their picture for evaluation. So judge me by my heart and my words: not on my vivid blue eye, ripe lips, great legs, and willingness to do anything when intoxicated.
Sincerely,
The Management.